Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
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is this what having a penis is like
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the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
omg cutest ever
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TRIGGER WARNING - Danger Zone.
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If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:
And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?
What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O
What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o
This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:
I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle
oh my gosh. brendon. no. i love you
Holy shit, what if you’re crying when you’re born cause you didn’t want to die from your last life?
STOP ADDING THINGS. I’M GOING TO CRY
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